Snack Snitch

Implies someone is always in the break room and “reporting” to the boss

“Snack snitch waddles from the vending machine to the boss’s office like it’s a relay race, one hand full of chips, the other full of excuses”

by Snack snitch June 23, 2025

Snack-friction

The act of shaking a snack eg. Popcorn or M&M's back and forth in your hand in the hopes it will taste better.

Wow, that popcorn is so much better when you add a little snack-friction!

by Ivbnhrb4 November 10, 2010

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Shit Snack

A person, place, thing, or idea which brings to mind the act of or is of comparable unpleasantness to eating, or "snacking" on shit.

"Hey! You know who is a total shit snack? Ronnie Radke!"
"I've heard every one of his shows is a total shit snack."

by BlackMetalBarbie August 5, 2025

frantic snacking

A lesbian quickie.

Josie and Hailey enjoy "frantic snacking" between classes.

by Shinwa May 14, 2014

Quick Snack

When someone shits in someone else's mouth, and the receiving party ingests said shit.

I just quick snacked an old lady

by Halfasianwithabigcock June 7, 2016

fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows

My friend tim got fruit snack screwed

by arae91 December 30, 2010