September 16

National: Have sex with someone named Becky for a day

Person1: are you really having sex with Becky

Person2: yeah cause it's September 16 duhh

by Tacomanssss September 16, 2021

September 16

On this day your girlfriend has to sit on you or suck your dick in front of everyone in the house y’all in

Boy: bae it’s September 16th

sit or suck
Girl: sit

*or*
Girl: suck

by IAmBigBillyTheBiggestWetWilly September 9, 2022

September 20,2019

The day the 1.2Mil people that petitioned to go to area 51 is goin to fail because only 200k people are gonna go and security guards are gonna light there shit up and the people wont get to dance to lil uzi,panini by lil nas x and play boi cardi and do the fornite dance extreterestrial emote wit the bois at night time

¨dam bro you here that only 200k people came on September 20,2019 out of the 1.2 mil that signed and they ended up getting blasted by space shit¨ ¨yea bro i heard they didnt get to dance to lil uzi wit the bois¨ press F to pay respects

by OG_Mudb0ne July 18, 2019

21st September

National beat up ur short friend

21st September: National beat up ur short friend

by Chichen Chong September 20, 2022

September 12

People born on September 12 are the most perfect people to exist

"wow she is beautiful when is her birthday"

"September 12 ofc"

"That explains why she is perfect"

by Ryan silver September 7, 2022

september 4

today is the day where you microwave yourself

person 1: its september 4!!!
person 2: asfuhdfiaudhfoaih i cant take it anymore please its already hot enough outside

by humanturtleduck September 4, 2022

September 6th

Hug someone day! A day where you give someone a hug!

Give someone a Hug and tell them the date! It’s on September 6th!

by Bryce.Got.Lice September 4, 2022