More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.
I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.
I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.
I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.
by ulticoach May 3, 2018
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Man 1: Dude my girlfriend and I are finally in banger season
Man 2: Nice! Don't forget to keep the streak going though
Man 2: Nice! Don't forget to keep the streak going though
by BottomDaddy4Life January 26, 2017
Get the banger season mug.When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
Get the seasoned blowjob mug.Thru June 1st to august 25th people give hickeys to each other and whoever does not get a hickey is a clown
by Officiallucid January 20, 2020
Get the hickey season mug.Thru June 1st to august 25th where people give hickeys to each other and whoever does not get a hickey during hickey season is a clown
by Officiallucid January 20, 2020
Get the Hickey season mug.A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020
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Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"
by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020
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