skiddy richard

Skiddy Richard. When a woman attempts a hot Richard but sharts over your clam hammer instead

Cant believe it. I thought I would be all romantic and give him a Hot Richard but I pushed to hard and it became a skiddy Richard

by Bigped July 20, 2023

Alexander Richard Warner

Alexander Richard Warner is one of the best boyfriends ever! He is a great kisser and and the sweetest.He doesn’t like to be called his full name even though it is very cute. His girlfriend loves him very much! Together him and his girlfriend are called Malex! Maisie and Alex 14.02.19

oh look it’s maisie’s boyfriend alexander Richard Warner

by TheFattestBitchYouKnow.com December 10, 2019

Ben richards

Bingelton or fit ben is a man who is larger than life. Hes so large infact that the nw of england has been sinking a meter a year since his birth in 2005.

Fit with no personality aka ben richards aka juggernaut

by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

Richardized

A state of being; Someone always on the positive end of the "Blame Game", A person that lies so much they convince self it is true, One which will convinces themselves "If I don't remember it didn't happen" upon confrontation will revert to childlike state and exert the "you're picking on me" battle cry

"Bro lied so much he Richardized himself"

by TankSkankCummin69 June 30, 2022

Richard

A broke fat bitch

Don’t be a Richard be a successful human

by RichardF June 9, 2019

Richard

Richard is s beautiful and an amazing person to be around, everything about him is alluring to me. He deserves everything i'd give him the world if i could. he is simply the sweetest person on earth and cares about everyone his girlfriend is very lucky to have him. he pushes people to be their best.

boy: i dont know what you see in him, im much better

his girlfriend: my love for richard is not for you to see he has a pure soul and a beautiful smile.

boy: whatever richard isnt all that.

The girlfriend: youre right hes all that and more BOY BOOM.

by richiesgirlfrienddd January 8, 2024

Richard

Where shall I even begin! Richard is the type of person to sweep you off your feet. He is caring (more than he shows) and has an incredible energy that makes you want to be around him 24/7. He’s at least 6ft tall and super strong with huge biceps and a really manly smell… (I’ll leave that up to your imagination).You could get lost in his gorgeous blue eyes while scratching his ridiculously soft hair (Richard, please tell us what conditioner you use).Even though his greek could use some more practice,his intelligence is off the charts. He is very knowledgeable and ambitious and could accomplish anything he sets his mind to.He can make you laugh uncontrollably with his talent for impersonating people and knows exactly in which way to tease you to make you get a tiny bit angry at him, but still not enough for you to stay mad at him.He makes you think “wow this is the type of person I’ve been waiting for all of my life”.

In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !

I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.

Person: Have you seen Richard?

Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?

Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.

Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.

Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??

Me: Fisika kai nai he he.

by poisse<3 May 9, 2022