Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."
Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"
Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."
Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"
Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"
Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."
Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."
Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"
Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."
Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"
Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"
Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."
Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."
Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2023
Get the Relationship Advicemug. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupSmug. A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
Get the Open relationshipmug. Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
Get the Relationship Assistantmug. by urban_dictionnary_creator April 4, 2021
Get the relationshipmug. An online relationship in which you have only met the person in real life once or twice.
Often shady looking people involved.
Often shady looking people involved.
Gee willikers, I don't know her boyfriend Bobby!
Gosh thats because its one of those creepy paulobet relationships.
Gosh thats because its one of those creepy paulobet relationships.
by Ima Leiu Serr December 24, 2007
Get the paulobet relationshipmug. *Mutual respect
One should not take advantage of da other financially or emotionally. A healthy relationship typically involves mutual respect, trust, and a balance of responsibilities.
*Communication & understanding
If she's a "solid" partner, she'll value communication,
empathy, and mutual support, as well as prioritize the wellbeing of da relationship and work together to find solutions dat benefit both of you.
*Interdependence
When it comes to financial standing, a 50-50 split of expenses is considered fair.
However, relationships are unique, and what works for one couple may not work for another. Some couples may prefer to manage their finances jointly, while others may choose to split expenses based on income or individual preferences.
One should not take advantage of da other financially or emotionally. A healthy relationship typically involves mutual respect, trust, and a balance of responsibilities.
*Communication & understanding
If she's a "solid" partner, she'll value communication,
empathy, and mutual support, as well as prioritize the wellbeing of da relationship and work together to find solutions dat benefit both of you.
*Interdependence
When it comes to financial standing, a 50-50 split of expenses is considered fair.
However, relationships are unique, and what works for one couple may not work for another. Some couples may prefer to manage their finances jointly, while others may choose to split expenses based on income or individual preferences.
Him: "I'm so grateful for our healthy relationship. We can talk through anything."
Her: "Me too. I feel like we support each other so well and communicate openly and honestly."
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Her: "Me too. I feel like we support each other so well and communicate openly and honestly."
BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei
by MillYentei DYSlick January 6, 2025
Get the Healthy Relationshipmug.