redneck lawnmower

A shot and a beer to get things started. After a long day working for the man a redneck pulls up to his favorite bar stool and orders a shot and a beer to start his Friday (or Monday) night off right.

It's payday and the end of the week. I'll take a redneck lawnmower!

by nebtam August 6, 2010

Redneck

someone from anywhere in the world but mainly rural southeastern united states and rural canada. sost rednecks like myself love nascar. apparently most rednecks like pro wrestlin but not all. all rednecks are hard workin folk who earn everything they have. we are very smart people n can figure most anything out. rednecks enjoy the outdoors n would rather be outside than inside. cept for me it is way to cold right now and wish i could be fixin my car n truck. rednecks are the most polite people you will ever meet n enjoy time with family and friends. not all rednecks are drunks dip n smoke. rednecks do in fact shop at walmart cept walmarts gone to chinese and aint american enough for most anymore so i do my shopping by getting clothes from the nascar races. we are almost all good at computer stuff. rednecks dont all listen to country, i listen to rock n metal. rednecks tend to be God fearing Christians that attend church weekly and enjoy nascar afterwards. rednecks are the most patriotic people in america and will defend this great nation to our death. rednecks also tend to be very conservative and hate big government. we take no offense when northerners make fun of us, we just laugh and go on with our day. think before the next time you laugh at us, who is the one that knows how to fix a car without a car shop, whos the ones that actually have to work at work, whos the one that grows the food and other what nots that feed your family. respect rednecks and well respect you.

rednecks put food on the plate without breaking the bank... hell im a po-e-tic redneck!(cant spell, sorry, but yes i do have a college education, just dont need it for what i do like most rednecks)

by gojohnson48 January 14, 2011

Redneck

If you camp out at a walmart parking lot to watch NASCAR the next day, cut you lawn with scissors, annually go to NASCAR

Damn u redneck

by Someone12345Egg May 7, 2011

Redneck

1) Is a group of people typically that live in the south. They are typically pictured as white people that have dirty clothes on and are living in a trailer. Rednecks are actually nice people who once you interact with them you would understand that they aint idiots but nice hard working people. Sure they may appear to be bad people but as the saying goes " Dont judge a book by its cover".

south trailer redneck

by The1Great1One May 17, 2011

Redneck Reciprocity

When an Urban Cowboy chooses, or is forced to live in an urban environment and shares his/her music with the neighborhood. It is no secret the black people are generous in one regard; they love to share their music. Redneck Reciprocity is “giving back to the community”. Usually frowned upon by blacks or wann-be’s, but no one understands why, as they certainly love all music and genres, and that is why they share their music with neighborhood.

Tyron Shoes: "Yo you hurr that honky banging that booshit mang?"
Shaquicka: "ahmang, it soundz likes the booshit dey mades us listen toos at the field twip we took to the cuntra dat day"
Tyron Shoes: "I guess he right fo blastin that Redneck Reciprocity, we make hims preepole listen to our bang bang diggty hip hoppity shaka yo buddy don't stopiddy music, so I cantz blamz dem fo reel"

by Commander Poopy Pants November 23, 2011

Redneck

southern white people who drive big trucks with even bigger tires, has a confederate flag, chewing on wintergreen chewing tobacco, huntiing deers with the shot gun

those rednecks all dress up in camo with muddy trucks during deer season... lets get'er done

by kbreezy112 August 13, 2011

Redneck suicide bomber

One who inserts a black cat firecracker in one's eurethra and ignites the Fuze just before penetration

Dude one:"Just successfully pulled of a Redneck suicide bomber"
Dude two:"NOICE!"

by Lo0kBehindYou January 12, 2016