you don't have to be hungry to read the menu

A fitting term when you're checking someone out but you won't go for them.

Angelina: Look at Dan checking that dude out!
Tucker: I know right? Dan is like, ten years older than him.
Taylor: Who says Dan's going to make a move? You don't have to be hungry to read the menu..

by tayrocker November 4, 2009

reade

You are a reade if you are kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic.

Wow he’s clearly a reade! He’s suave.

by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 29, 2017

Martin-Readus

someone who is the king of all pedophiles. This person can usually be seen hanging around elementary schools stalking his prey.

Person 1: Whoa that guy looks weird.

Person 2: Yeah, you know he's a Martin-Readus.

by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

No stop reading this

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.

I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

Bob Reddy

Any form of Irish male who enjoys partaking in sterotypical Irish activities such as drinking and beating up women.

When I walked into the bar, I was surrounded by Bob Reddys.

by JayJayJayP October 17, 2009

left me on read

when you text a person and they have seen the message but NOT REPLAY!!!

Jullie just left me on read . What the hell is wrong with her?????

by stargirl155 January 26, 2019

readtarded

When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.

I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.

by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008