You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.

Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010

you're a doll

Your a sweet and nice person.

Thanks for helping, you're a doll.

by Undisclosed November 2, 2003

Viktor-re Juice

A extermely popular drink in Pensacola Florida. Comes in a varity of flavors. Named and copyrighted by Victor Jackson. The taste is compared to Jolly Rancher or other Fruit-tastic candies. The Drink is so perfectly blended the taste of alcohol is completly eliminated. After one cup you'll be screaming, "VICTOR!!! RE-JUICE". Extremely potent you WILL get shawasted. Drink Responsibly.

ex.

David. this drink is amazing
Sven. its that Viktor-re Juice.
David. Damn, i wanna another cup of this

Sven.Find Victor,
David.Victor!
Victor. What up
David. Victor re-juice
Victor. haha okay

by iVIC June 20, 2009

you're wassup

The ultimate way to let babes know wassup, guaranteed to lead to enhanced attraction and chemistry.

GUY 1: "Oh, look at that babe."

GUY 2: "Yeah, we've got to let her know wassup."

GUY 1: "Hey girl, you're wassup."

BABE: "Wow. Thank you so much."

by yourewassup June 25, 2016

you're fried

An expression as if someone did or said something dumb

Or if someone is high

lol you're fried

by Damonk June 19, 2017

You're so extra

Excessive
Over the top

you: You're so extra!
RM: But still part of this world!

by unbiased_kpop_lover January 6, 2018

So’re

The combination of the words “so” and “are”. Mainly used by Hicks and southerners.

“Yes!” -Cole

“You’re awesome!”
“Thanks, so’re you!”

:)

by Sarcastic Cherry December 31, 2018