hit me

Literally what it says. "Hit me." If you say that to me I'll hit you in the forearm with a quick jab.

"Hit me."
*Punches him in the arm.*
"Ouch! What you do that for?!"

by deezynardz April 23, 2023

hit wife

hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh

by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022

screen hit

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

Hitting the Reefer

Smoking Pot

"Hey Jane, have you been hitting the reefer lately?"
"Mary, it seems as though you've been hitting the reefer"

by maryjohn July 31, 2012

club hit

to hit one in the rib cage, preferably while in a bar pissed drunk. mainly one with whom you have beef

i gave him a choice: become my biznitch or take a club hit

by joe March 19, 2003

Hit a lick

To perform a drug transaction where you make money, free drugs, or both. It usually involves someone who does not have direct access to the a plug. The "lick" is the person who needs to go through someone else for the drugs which are usually marked up considerably by the middle man.

Yo I gotta go hit a lick on the way to McDonald's.

by jlthomas110880 November 25, 2020