Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus

When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life March 28, 2018

Patrick Lyoya

Strangulation.

Grand Rapids police are commonly trained with the Lyola technique. It’s very useful and appropriate.

I’m gonna do a Patrick Lyoya on you!

by doorn February 16, 2024

Sant Patrick’s Day

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day

“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patrick’s Day”

by roadkillducky February 21, 2025

Colin Patrick McKeon

With exceptional quality, especially in music

The last bar of Movement 3 was Colin Patrick McKeon level

by Mr@v3r33 September 08, 2023

jerry patrick

The lord of Pythagorean theorem, will teach it to you endlessly

Jerry Patrick: sorry for teaching Pythagorean Theorem so much but you're going to need it

by A single Flute Player in Band December 13, 2018

Patrick's Kai'Sa

Slang for losing an easy game

Me; Dude I'm so fed, we better not pull a Patrick's Kai'Sa on this game

Me; How the fuck did we lose? You all pulled a fucking Patricks's Kai'Sa didn't you?

by DeclaringPond April 21, 2018