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Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.
He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.
by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025
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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yoooo let's get Patrick shwavy tonight lol its lit
by Noel miller fan December 16, 2019
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Patrick's Kai'Sa

Slang for losing an easy game
Me; Dude I'm so fed, we better not pull a Patrick's Kai'Sa on this game

Me; How the fuck did we lose? You all pulled a fucking Patricks's Kai'Sa didn't you?
by DeclaringPond May 28, 2018
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Patrick Lyoya

Strangulation.

Grand Rapids police are commonly trained with the Lyola technique. It’s very useful and appropriate.
I’m gonna do a Patrick Lyoya on you!
by doorn February 15, 2024
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patrick bowden

A Patrick Bowden is someone who thinks they know everything . They are king of all sports ! (Well , to speak in their own mind) . Patrick Bowdens can also be extremely boring , unfriendly , and cowardly. Patrick Bowdens are also weak and scared off things easily . Patrick Bowdens ar classed as one of the worst and most boring of people in the world.
"Look there's a Patrick Bowden coming , everyone hide "
by Larrybryans December 27, 2015
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Patrick

A name that could only ever be said at Starbucks.
“Patrick’s latte is ready
by Kirtap November 8, 2023
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Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober
Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.
by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021
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