Salts

Snickered and laughed and then stopped. This is a better replacement for lol

I was on Judge Judy and she told me "Beauty fades, Dumb is forever"
Haha Salts

by turkishsuperhuman January 20, 2017

Salt & Vinegar

Sexual Counter-Move: When you catch your gf pickling your eggs so you make her suck all the vinegar off your nuts.

He caught her surprise pickling his eggs so he gave her the ol Salt & Vinegar.

(see definition: Surprise Pickling)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.

Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips

by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019

Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie

A person who rizzes on people for no reason and spits no game.

I was minding my own business when Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie walks up to me and tries to rizz me

by Idk A Name 69 May 25, 2024

salted but roll

When you salt an asshole and then lick it.

Last night we had a few salted but rolls at the frat house

by Rimshots October 31, 2017

Salt water pool

Slang term for the NSFW side of the internet.

I hate degenerate salt water pool swimmers

by JYKowalski May 7, 2025

Pillar of Salt

Lots wife in the Bible became a Pilar of salt.
This phrase meaning she was a a Idol God Worshipper.
Not that she magically turned into salt.
The story of Sodomy/ Sodom, and Gomorrah.
What the story means is she returned back disobedience to the two angels that brought a king message from Yahweh, the Truth is she was burned up once entering the City with the rest of the people.

Pillar of Salt ! She became a pillar
She or He a strong God Worshipper.

by Religious Descons June 5, 2024