Minecraft

A game where you get killed by fuckin creepers

Guy 1: fuck i got killed by a creeper MINECRAFt

by Cheesygod November 4, 2022

Minecraft

A highly advanced computer simulation program, developed in Germany, in 1938, built with the purpose of helping plan military operations Weiss, Gelb and Barbarossa, as well as to aid the Einsatzgruppen in the systematic slaughter of Jews in occupied areas in the wake of Nazi forces.

"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"

by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 29, 2018

minecraft has bad graphics

Literally the dumbest fucking thing any human could ever say

Guy 1: minecraft has bad graphics
Guy 2: there supposed to fucking be like that you waste of cum

by Havemyburger November 11, 2021

Minecraft

A game that allows you to build, (creative mode), survive in a world(adventure, survival mode)

DO we play minecraft now?

by hayden0422 January 11, 2021

Minecraft

the best game ever created

person 1: hey wanna play minecraft?
person 2: heck yeah

by randomguy6942069420 January 26, 2022

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the whole fucking world.

Go play it.

Stop playing Fortnite Assholes.

I play Minecraft and I have an elytra bitches!

by superMinecraftcats December 10, 2019

Minecraft

A game that for some may trigger nostalgia and others will find a fun experience in a relaxing world of peace until a piece of shit creeper blows up your house

“Yo I just hopped on Minecraft and it triggered so many memories from my childhood”

by I’m a Minecraft gamer August 9, 2019