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Maria

A very caring and fun person to be around. Has very strong opinions and an ability to prove she's right. Lover onigiri and anime. Maria will never betray you and is likely to replace a part of her brain with a part of yours if you get close. Although she sometimes lets her insecurities take over, she still won't let other people say that she's less then insenely amazing (which, we can all agree, is true) and get away with it.
by KatushaPerochinyNozik November 21, 2021
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Maria

A truck driver soul in an angel body. She is always the funnier and loudest bitch in the room. if you hear a siren check again, it could be her laugh.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
A: knock knock

B: who's there?

A: Fuck
B: Fuck who?

A: Fuck me!!!
B: Gees you are such a Maria.
by K.d.levin November 21, 2021
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Maria Joao Couto

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.
by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
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Maria

a smart beautiful girl, who is kinda insecure about herself but most of the time finds herself pretty. She is very nice and almost everytime tells the truth, but she does'nt wanna hurt a person's feeling's so she keep's things to herself. She likes to imitate and make fun of people with her best friend. If someone agues with her she gives that person the silent treatment. Is always excited when talking about fighting, because she has some build anger from all the years she spent on earth.
Jack: I like Maria, I wish she could be my girl.
by youdon'tneedtkme October 12, 2023
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Maria Diolitsis

I have Maria Diolitsis all morning tomorrow
by TheRealRizzler June 3, 2024
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julie maria

Julie Maria is an amazing secret keeper you can tell her anything. She is no nonsense and doesn't like gossip. She is an amazing loyal friend. Julie Maria has a conscious and always tries to do what's best because it hurts her heart to be anything less than kind. She believes in Jesus Christ and is forever grateful to the Father for the Son n Spirit. She loves her other dearly and unconditionally and can't imagine life without her. She's a hard worker and loves and appreciates her Boss and Company. She will go the extra mile to please people. She loves to smile and you will find her doing this all to often 😀. She thinks smiles are contagious and infectious and promote happiness !!!!
Julie Maria is a good person to be friends with just don't mess it up !!!
by Thatitaliangirl December 22, 2016
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