liberalitis

Medical definition for anyone who lives too close to the world's tallest buildings.

When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.

Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.

Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.

It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.

My sister went to school to become a teacher and came home with a touch of liberalitis.

by Jake4260 October 17, 2023

Liberal

Something a 9 year old called me.

Me: stop doing that thing which is currently annoying me
Some kid: sandwichfucker69 is a liberal

by Sandwichfucker69 December 29, 2021

Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.

That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.

by Thekinkmaster January 26, 2022

Liberal

Karens. Top not Karens.

“Im a liberal and if you dont where a mask im calling your manager.”

by jasonsproperty May 31, 2021

liberalism

the post-Bill Clinton mantra of the United States Democratic Party

Liberalism is supposed to be, imho, defined as morally bankrupt, socio-culturally perverted, historically inaccurate, genetically unpatriotic, psychologically manipulative, medically unfit, educationally failed, mentally hypocritical, professionally dysfunctional, religiously sinful, pathologically conniving, financially insolvent, legally criminal and, above all else, sexually amoral

by Sexydimma December 27, 2017

coconut liberal

A Samoan or Pacific Islander that subscribes to liberal ideologies from the viewpoint of white people. They usually are active in poetry spaces or Twitter talking about bad traits in Pacific communities like supposed anti-blackness (e.g. because of a word like 'meauli', even though they don't speak or understand their native language) in Pacific communities but fails to advocate for their Pacific communities in the struggles they face.

They are just as worse as Trump supporters.

*cue video of a black man being racist to an Asian in NYC*
Coconut Liberal: "This video exemplifies the white supremacy that is rooted in today's society"
Sione: "Se, kua e coconut liberal kele lou aikae. You coconut liberal, you"

by wdymrtfm April 29, 2023

liberal

people that don’t know anything about politics unless they saw it on the news. if you are liberal you need major mental health

Katie: do you see that liberal

jack: oh yea the girl with the blue hair, they always have blue hair and she obviously likes girls 🤮gross
Katie: ur mom eats ass

by Notaliberalgaywad December 5, 2021