Jungle Christmas

When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.

Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.

Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Jungle Glizzy

Gorilla dick or a dick resembling that of a gorilla's.

"You see that dude in the showers?"
"Dude had a Jungle Glizzy"

by ICantStopShittin April 18, 2022

Jungle Juice

Initially, tiger seimen

Damn that girl took way to much jungle juice last night

by Batman&Robin007 February 13, 2017

Jungle Elephant

The act of an obese man performing the Albino Rhino in a high temperature place on a woman.

Occio: You have no idea the Jungle Elephant I performed on Jope last night!
Hindu: Is she okay?
Occio: Yeah

by Fat Bugs October 25, 2017

Phillipino glass jungle flute

Philipino glass jungle flute

Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh

by Dracula's sackpipe January 9, 2024

Jungle Hustle

To scour through the fridge and pantry for random foods to make up a meal on the spot instead of a following a traditional recipe to prepare a meal.

Husband: Yo babe whats for dinner?

Wife: Unless you feel like cookin' it's Jungle Hustle tonight.

by Mack Cox December 13, 2023

Welcome to the Jungle

Oh my god
Jump
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine

Jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh

by Death Menace July 11, 2023