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july 9

the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.
girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”
by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022
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July 16

July 16 is many things.
1.My Birthday
2.when the fog comes

3.Ice Cream Day
4.National Moon Day
5.Gareth Bales Birthday
That’s all really
“When is ur birthday?”
“July 16 why?”
“Oh that’s Skankhunt23s birthday
Nobody cares
by skankhunt23 July 3, 2023
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The month of July

The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month.
The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.
Jack: “Hey it’s send nude appreciation month”
Jill: “what’s that?”
Jack: “ The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month. The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.”
Jill: *sends nude*
Jack: “wow! I appreciate that”
by Kmiles5124 July 5, 2023
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july 25

the birthday of a really amazing person, very kind, gorgeous, puts others first and fr best person ever. has amazing fashion sense and is really talented too.
person: wow. they are so cool.
person 2: they must have been born on July 25
by thatgirl23442244 July 5, 2023
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July 7

“Can I give you a blowjob? It’s July 7”

“Sure, whatever.”
by Aliyah289 July 6, 2023
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July 10

Boy: it’s July 10 will you be my girlfriend

Girl: yes only because it’s national ask out your talking stage day
by girl cheeer July 8, 2023
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July 26th

This is a baddie holiday! You already know it’s Leo season, so you’re automatically #1! You radiant confidence and light! you’re a sweetheart, but you have a side you like to hide from others. You are the life of the party and people either want to walk with you or hate on you. Only the
“When’s Kiwi birthday?”
“july 26th”

damnnnn, no wonder she a boss. I’m tryna get like her”
by kiwizzles November 25, 2021
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