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jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.
Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing
by Mcytesa September 6, 2021
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Jessica

She’s straight up a bitch. Smart at times. Nice sometimes.
“Jessica bitch ass won’t play 8 ball with me.” -lv
by BigdickdaddyLV November 29, 2018
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Jessica

a TWAT that loves slurping her friend's boobs with a ladle. She's like Mary Poppins with a bad attitude.
Person 1: Where is Jessica?
Person 2: She is busy slurping her friends boobs.
by pappi7394$848 June 11, 2023
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jessica or jessica kitrell is a Kelis Hawkins but taller with dimples and obsessed wtih i-pads
hailey: gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey: guess what gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey im 6'5, like memes
hayley: so ur a jessica gurlll
by GIRRAFE THE DONUT July 30, 2019
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Jessica Cyr

if you ever find yourself lucky enough to be in the presence of Jessica Cyr then surely your wishes have been granted, as she is only comparable to that of a stunning sunrise across the horizon and the feeling of peace that warms your soul or a stary night sky filled with millions of stars as you try and embrace it all, in one word, breathtaking. Jessica is such a caring and kind soul youll forget any troubles you had, she is crafty and stylish creating things that leave an impression. She is strong willed, smart, wholesome, down to earth and brings the best out in people, if the opportunity arises to be in her presence then cherish every moment as it would take multiple lifetimes to appreciate all she is and will be.
by EJ's truths September 9, 2025
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Jessica

Jessica Is A Nice, Kind-hearted Girl Who Love's Alot Of Things But Watch Out, You Don't Wanna Get On Her Bad Side. She's Not Afraid To Ruin Your Life Is You Try To Ruin Her's, Jessica Also Has A Love For Children And Is A HUGE Bisexual.
Did You Hear About The New Girl?

No...? What's Her Name?

Jessica, I Also Heard That She's A *HUGE* Bisexual.
by Kokomi Ouma December 20, 2021
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Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.
Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee
by Jecca456 August 14, 2020
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