The morning after sex, while the woman is still asleep, the act of cumming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.
A: Dude, how did that chick get home this morning?
B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
Used, commonly in exclamation, when something unfortunate occurs, similar to bogus. Derived from the all-star baseball player of the same name, who often broke bats over his knee in anger over strike-outs.
by jordan1234 July 21, 2006
The kickass Bassist from the band Queensryche. so awesome, and yet so overlooked that he doesn't even have a definition on fuckin' urban dictionary. People will die because of this.
by Chaseofbass August 02, 2010
Is a man that plays baseball but isn’t very good cause when he runs he’s held back by his baseball bat sized cock.
Real shame about that guy over there he’s a total Jackson Foster. His cock is so big he can’t even run right damn thing holds him back like an anchor
by Smallcok November 04, 2021
Neanderthal with the big gay
by hohoxd October 23, 2018
by Cynical's Son September 26, 2019