Silent J

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her

Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name

by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 1, 2020

j ride

Riding in the car smoking a joint

Me: “wyd”

Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride”
Me: “niiicccceee”

by Nurseshell06 May 4, 2020

J-Moneyyy

loves money$$$
a female name for jesus
addictive.

J-Moneyyy was gettin some moneyy
I worship J-Moneyyy

by Weezybabyy December 12, 2007

J Roy

J Roy is an amazing person with a very large peen and he steals ur thots

Wow J Roy has a large peen
He just stole my thot

by Orange orange lime green 6 May 9, 2021

J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops

I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018

j tims

just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.

girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."

by im so freakin cool June 13, 2008