the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

X-HUMANATION

X-Homo-Nation

Simply Homosexual

<akcom> and you suck cock
<akcom> etc
<X-HUMANATION> only yours

by GayLover December 1, 2003

Human Crayon

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.

I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.

by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022

human tank

A person who can take inhuman amounts of damage and come out of it fine.

While not human a good example would be a machine called a terminator from the Terminator movie series. how the machine takes damage and continues moving forward. An example of a human tank ,if you want to see humans who are like this go watch any mainstream anime. Ex (bleach, naruto, DBZ, fairy tail, one piece)

by Kyle crow September 19, 2016

Human Centipede

A sex position where most often gay men get in a line and each one sticks their penis in the buttocks of the person in front of them.

You’re so gay you get in a Human Centipede ten times a day.

by Zay47 June 10, 2018

Human butterfly

When you press your anus against a willing participant’s anus and shit with such force that the excrement goes inside of the second party. The two stand in a way so that the group’s shadow looks like a butterfly.

My partner and I wanted to try the human butterfly, but my balance is horrible.

by Motorpatrol August 1, 2019

Human Suitcase

If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.

A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

by Stefon, City Correspondent March 30, 2011