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Korean Hello,

Greeting a stranger for the first time by breaking wind. i.e emitting gas, directly into their mouth. You grab the back of their head and bury it deep in your cheeks. Often proceeded by an attack from 3rd tier Canadian actor.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom.

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts.

Unfortunately, in light of the me too movement, this is no longer able to be performed through aggressive sexual behaviour. So humiliating toilet humour has replaced sexual harassment. Bobby Lee has thanked the me too movement for this, as previous attempts at sexual dominance have ironically ended in his own humiliation.

Synonym. "A fine how do you do."
Hey Bobby we need to. talk, please come in?

What up?

Well Ron Peterson made an official complaint about you farting into Christa's open mouth.

WHAT, I didn't stick my did in her mouth - I just farted. This is a cultural misunderstanding... where I'm from ITS CALLED A " Korean Hello,

Bobby! You're from San Diego.

... Ok I'll buy her a gift basket and write her into a sketch.
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Hello

Hello
Oh hi
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Hello is a great word to use to say hi or hello or hola.
Boy: hello baby :girl I HATE YOU
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A greeting that is usally used
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Hello is more of a formal greeting when speaking but not extremely formal.

Another word often used in place of this is hi or hey, these are little more laid back greetings (informal)
friend: "hello *your name* how are you? "

you: "hello *friends name* im good what about you?"
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Hello kitty Imperial Japanese propaganda used by the nation of Japan to conceal the war crimes committed by the Japanese during world war II, crimes so bad that the Nazis told them to chill
Imperial Japanese general 1: we massacred so many civilians, how will we cover our tracks?
Imperial Japanese General 2: So there’s this cat that is really cute and will sell to small children around the world. I think I’ll call her Hello Kitty, UwU!!!
Imperial Japanese General 1: Genius.
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Hello

The worst swear word ever. It's 1000000000 times worse than the N-Word, the F-Word, the C-Word, or any other swear. Never say "hello" to anyone or you will get beat up.
Stranger "Hello!"
Me "Watch your damn mouth, Jerk!"
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