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scald the hog

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.
It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?
by dalhart February 25, 2015
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hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets
Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.
by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015
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hogs goblin

Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.
E.g. "Working at KFC is the hogs goblin"
by Thanks for playing July 7, 2015
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Truffle Hog

When you fuck a girls ass and then put it in her pussy you get a brown like substance formed on your penis. You then get your penis and smear that liquid (truffle butter) over her lips like a dirty sanchez
Derik: baby let's make some truffle butter
Baby: only if u smear it all over my lips
Derik: dam baby you want me to give a truffle hog
by Sexguru69 September 11, 2015
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Hog howlin

Cat calling a chick simply by exposing your hog and shaking it around.
Dude, let's go hog howlin around the strip club.
by Thecatchersmit July 18, 2016
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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