Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018

flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold

Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.

by Dr Q July 26, 2024

burns flat

A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.

Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."

by TiredOldMan May 23, 2018

Flat

can be a term used for a phone as in the battery is dead

Person 1: “can you send me that?”
Person 2: “no my phone is flat”

by lizoge January 30, 2021

Flat screen

When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together

“Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen”

by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020

Flat Earther

Someone named Claudius

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.

by RoundEarther February 12, 2024

Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.

Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.

by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020