couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.

"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."

by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011

Eskimo Couch

A snow made outdoor piece of furniture. They are typically long and cold and full of seamen.

"I can't wait to get this fishing boat back to land and put my feet up on my Eskimo couch!"

by Beboppsi January 29, 2022

Couch Butter

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

by gumper December 22, 2021

Couch

A “couch” is a seat, that’s all.

John: Why do you need a couch?

Mick: To be sad.

by K ok ono October 29, 2020

Couch Lawyer

Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.

You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.

by ZuNuKoo August 26, 2013

clam couch

another name for a vagina

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.

by clamcouch March 20, 2019

two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch

Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast

by Stephchiohey October 1, 2017