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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.
"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021
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clock that tea

used when a person bluntly brings a topic or situation to attention
"clock that tea"

person: "pink friday 2 was a flop"

other person: "clock that tea!!"
by internet slang: a guide December 16, 2024
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T-Pain o' Clock

A quicker way of saying 5:00 A.M.
~phone rings~
Person 2: Hello…
Person 1: Yo, Derp!
Person 2: Dude… WTF! It's five in the morning!
Person 1: I know that it's T-Pain o' Clock, but hear me out!
by Derpshotz August 11, 2013
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Clock

Circle with numbers and 2 black sticks that move
“I saw a circle with numbers and two sticks that move today” “that’s a clock Karen”
by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018
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Clock It

"Clock it bitch you perpin" "lele told ziaaa to clock it after 20 minutes of arguing"
by Good wap 😩 January 30, 2024
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