Chocolate penis

When u put your penis into another humans bum hole and mix it around a little when you pull it out you will hav a chocolate penis

When I pulled my dick out of that girl I had a chocolate penis

by Wazza ma dude October 1, 2017

chocolate lolly

after performing anal sex the man removes his penis and inserts it into his partners mouth

I gave her a tasty chocolate lolly...assfucking to face...yes that is what I do

by Mike witz October 1, 2006

chocolate turnover

(n.) When a girl is performing a handstand while simultaneously having a bowel movement and her lover is sucking out the excrement

Oh man! I have to go take a shower... I just gave the babysitter a chocolate turnover and now I feel dirty.

by samrick cody February 23, 2008

Chocolate Pants

Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained.

Kevin: What the hell is that smell?
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom!
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric!
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?

Kevin, Nancy, Uriah and Tom to Eric: Chocolate pants, chocolate pants, can't get a ticket to the retard dance.

by WhiteNip March 18, 2010

chocolate chipples

When nipples protrude through a shirt and are the shape of chocolate chips.

Suzi: Ben, your nipples are looking very erect today, i rather like it.

Ben: Why thank you. =D

Stacy: Ben's got chocolate chipples!

by Suzunu October 5, 2006

Dark chocolate

The best chocolate ever, it’s 100% healthier for you compared to milk chocolate! It may be bitter but sure is delicious!

Mmm I could really go for some dark chocolate

by Darkchocoluver October 1, 2018

Chocolate Tractor

Generic term for any arcade or amusement park game that rewards player with chocolate and lolly rewards by means of a pusher cycling backwards and forwards. Pusher sometimes resembles a tractor with plough attachment on front.

For the money we spent on the chocolate tractor today, and considering what we won, we would have been better off just buying chocolate at Kmart.

by alimo88 May 23, 2009