Lady-Car

A sad, pathetic looking car that has extreme desire to be another automobile. Generally used to transport elderly to the market, early-bird specials and church. A general nuisance to other people do to its small tires and inability to go the speed limit. A perfect fit for any senior citizen.

Ed was driving his lady-car well below the speed limit to the early bird special when he hit a pot hole and the car's small tires went flat.

by teebone18 July 7, 2011

car sexual

a car sexual is someone who likes to ride their car a little too much

person 1 what sexuality are you?

person 2 oh I'm car sexual

person 1 whats that

person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car

person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?

person 2 oh, not like driving it

by vanilla8989 June 6, 2022

Jap Car

The only exception with the word ‘jap’ that doesn’t make it offensive cause the Japs did revenge to America by destroying their auto industry with their crazy reliable car.

A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.

I got this jap car 5 years ago when it had 350,000 miles on the odo, I only had to replace the serpentine belt and do oil changes.

by Fuch naut December 8, 2021

car washer

A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.

Tony always has the tightest rides, he's a car washer.

by jeffool January 18, 2005

Car-gasm

I think it is pretty much self explanatory if you ask me...You see a HOT car...and you just can't contain yourself!

Everytime I see a Nissan Skyline GT-R I have a car-gasm! Which may be better than the real thing!

by EMO IS THE NEW COUNTRY! April 15, 2006

driving a car

the act of smoking marijuana; this is a good way to confuse authority about what you are talking about

Why did the DELL guy go to jail?
He was caught driving a car.

by Stalker X August 25, 2005

Pace Car

The one car on the highway, typically driven by an elderly person with their mouth hanging open, which pulls into the passing lane, only to remain the same speed as the other cars, thus making it impossible to pass other cars.

Driver: damn, this old lady is clogging the passing lane.

Passenger: chill, there's always gonna be that one the Pace Car

by frustrated-driver October 12, 2010