Crys

Crystal meth; methamphetamines
Guy outside 7-Eleven: "You tryna buy some crys?"
by EmusForEmos_501C_Nonprophet January 8, 2023
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Cry by shooting

Driving at an aggressive pace and masturbating out of the car window while crying about your ex blowing your best friend.
At 3pm on Saturday twelve innocent bystanders were gursomely shot all over by a senseless cry by shooting
by Chiefos December 16, 2019
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Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.
Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
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bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
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happy crying

Crying from an intense earthshaking orgasm
dude my girl was happy crying after we did it last night
by shEsHErxOXo June 23, 2023
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Crying hero

Crying hero, sometimes referred to as "Goofball" is a slang term for the combination of the polydrug obtained through mixture of methamphetamine and heroin (fentanyl can be used in place of "hero" albeit with a higher risk of overdose) as means to differentiate it from the common mistake of confusing "Crying Hero" (Winter storm, Goofball, Numb/Encore, frostbite, or simply Heroin & Meth) with "Speedball" (Meth & cocaine), due to Crystal's synthetic composition being more dangerous & addictive than Cocaine's natural composition, which causes an increased chance of overdose as well as other medical problems including you hire percentage of fatality. Crying hero also can be achieved through IV or "snorting" (Inhalation through nasal passages) whereas The common definition of "speedball" refers to usage by means of IV only.
"I didn't have the cashflow to throw a speedball, so instead I tried crying hero, and he is only getting louder"
by Måsådå September 21, 2020
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