When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019
Get the Birthday Cakemug. One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.
by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018
Get the the pimps birthdaymug. Oh hey Lucas is it your birthday?
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday
by Lucas the cool wean November 6, 2019
Get the Lucas’s birthdaymug. A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.
by Big Buck Johnson July 23, 2025
Get the The Birthday Suitemug. A phrase used by fucking idiots with no grammatical background use to refer to their birthdays in hopes they will cop a bitch or two. Commonly used in Arab snapchat, twitter, and other social media sites
X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...
by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020
Get the Birthday Kingmug. A birthday steal is when you steal something/someone on your birthday. You could say it's your birthday year, and steal whatever the FUCK you wanT!!!!!
by AcornBerry December 26, 2022
Get the birthday stealmug. by Dkdjdbrkbirthday trap girl February 10, 2017
Get the birthday trapmug.