the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 06, 2013

beat down

The beating of someone with your dick.

I just beat down Stacy.

by Nicky Gizzle June 11, 2007

Beat out

where a guy is put out of a gang by being beat up. The beating is much worse than being beat in.

John's in intensive care. He was beat out by the gang.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

Beat mate

A straight person you masterbate with in a hetro way.

Nah quick and I are just beat mate's.

by Talbert December 11, 2020

ghetto beats

Black music

Any rap is ghetto beats

by flameface11 April 16, 2015

weak beats

Typically higher tempo edm based music songs/tracks. Usually newer music with creation date after around 2010. Any of the following genres are automatically classified weak beats in most cases: Trap/Hard Style/Tech House/Trance exc... anything fruity or above 115-118 bpm can easily be considered weak beats which is most of the music out there unfortunetly.

Omg this club is all weak beats.

I got to call cover for somebody at work, weak beats! WEEEEEK BEATS!

by Andre Vannes August 07, 2017

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 07, 2011