The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.
Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous
I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick
I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.
I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick
I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.
by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 06, 2013
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by mgg528 July 07, 2011
that one heart beat, that one split second or moment when you lean back to far in a chair and just before you can grab a hold of something and save your self from imminent peril and doom, you firmly and whole heartedly believe your going to die. Usually accompanied by your entire life flashing before your eyes.
" haha bro, I seen you have a death beat just now when you were leaning back in chair"
" yeah i thought i was gonna die"
" yeah i thought i was gonna die"
by DoomsxDay122112 March 14, 2014