touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

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Fireballing yourself

Pouring down hot sauce into the urethra of the male penis, jerking off and cumming on one's own face. Covering one's own face with semen and hot sauce.

Would you rather outrages statement?

-You should be Fireballing yourself.

by FlopsieIsMyHero January 9, 2024

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Keep Yourself Safe

An alternative to the abbrevation KYS (The term "Kill Yourself"). This is often used to not offend or get censored by the app.

Man, you should Keep Yourself Safe! (Not meant to tell you to commit suicide, only an example.)

by dswqsa895 January 14, 2024

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Same as saying "Kill Yourself" except one or both of these apply:
•The chat filter won't let you say "kill yourself" so you have to get creative

•You want someone to kill themselves but in a way that involves fire or an explosion.

•Stupid chat filter.. GRILL YOURSELF!!!

Hey, there's a gas can over there. Take these matches and go grill yourself, you fucking scrub.

by Un2siast January 15, 2024

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Pill Yourself

•Telling someone to take their prescription medication if they haven't yet

•Telling someone to kill themselves by overdosing

•Hey grandma, stop talking with your schizo demons and pill yourself.

•You suck ass, you fatherless twat. Go pill yourself.

by Un2siast January 15, 2024

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Chill Yourself

•Telling someone to relax or calm down

•Telling someone to go cool off if they keep complaining about feeling too hot

•Telling someone to go freeze themselves to death

•Dude, it's not a big deal. Quit tweaking and chill yourself.

•Stop complaining about summertime. If you're really that hot just chill yourself

•I hate you. Go to the North Pole and chill yourself, dumbass.

by Un2siast January 15, 2024

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