Period 1 AP Calculus AB

A term used to refer to the victims within the US public school system who have witnessed the level of BS approach positive infinity as their will to live approaches zero (there is a hole where their soul used to be before enrolling in the class).
Lui: Yo kale what class are you in
Kale: I have Period 1 AP Calculus AB
Lui: My condolences
by _Pluh September 28, 2023
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New Hampshire Ape Fest

When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.
Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?

Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.

Lad 1: What did they do to her?

Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.

Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018
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Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears
"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"
by Lorraine Bates January 14, 2008
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Ape laying down on its side

A mathematic term invented in the early part of 2000 used by young aspiring mathematicians to describe the term infinity.
Another way to express the term infinite is, Ape laying down on its side.
by kingsaitothegreat April 18, 2010
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I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.
by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009
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i got me some bathin apes

A dumb ass song by Soulja Boi that epitomizes the idiocy and lack of creativity that hip hop has now become. A completely obnoxious repertoire of lyrics that has to continually remind us the shoes he has. See Bapes
Person 1: Nice shoes...what brand are they?

Soulja Boy: I got me some, I said, I got I got me some bathin apes

Person 1: You know what...just forget I asked.
by Duke of Potsdam March 23, 2008
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Los angeles ground ape

A black person native to los angeles

also known as laga
Tom: Dude, just saw me a nigger
Brad: You saw you one of them Los angeles ground apes?
by inwitit April 04, 2011
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