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Mason pick

OMG! I bet this guys a mason pick. IM FUCKING DONE
by JohnnyDee11 July 16, 2020
mugGet the Mason pickmug.

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
mugGet the YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!mug.

Picking corners

Nearly running out of rolling tobacco in your pouch and having to pick the corners to roll yourself a cigarette
Guy: can you spare a rollie mate?
You: sorry man, I'm picking corners
by jaded_o_bozzzz February 7, 2019
mugGet the Picking cornersmug.

not up for pickings

a stupid phrase a guy will use that makes no sense with anything but it has to do with a relationship??
"im not complaining just not up for pickings"
by whatsthewordfart July 4, 2023
mugGet the not up for pickingsmug.

Pick Me

My friend Markus who owes say's he's not coming when he know he is but he wants people to act like their sad he is not coming that's a pick me.
God markus i know your coming stop being a pick me!!!
by bigmarkie April 28, 2024
mugGet the Pick Memug.

pick me actor

An actor who gets in a play with a lot of assistance from actor friends and then ditches said actor friends in the play THEY ALL AUDITIONED FOR, then proceeds to suck up to other, 'superior' actors, director, stage manager, etc.. Typically acts different around friends than around superiors, much like the pick me girl.
"Fuck man, i hate to say it, but he is such a pick me actor,"

"SHIT DUDE I KNOW,"
by Cephalopedia December 1, 2023
mugGet the pick me actormug.

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