Put up your hand

What a girl yells to a guy when she wants to see how big he is.

Girl: "Hey! Put up your hand."
Guy: "Okaaay..." *puts up hand*
*girls giggle and whisper* "He's so small!"

by ThomasKinkade February 16, 2015

Lemme pet your squirrel

'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.

As I saw John's moustache, all I thought was "Lemme pet your squirrel".

by glizzydilf July 31, 2015

fuck your father's enemies

a daily expression in Turkey which means "i agree with you bro" in an informal way, mostly used in between close friends.
the real meaning is "enemy of even your close one's enemy is my enemy; we are on the same side"

a: ...that's what i think.
b: fuck your father's enemies bro.

by urbanturk September 6, 2016

Dust up your grapefruits

To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45

Hey mate, mind if I dust up your grapefruits?

by Greatfruits November 4, 2016

take a bath with your mustache

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.

Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?

by just a girl with a mustache August 12, 2017

how to fix your life

Bitch you cant (Trust me i tried). So go back to your room, catch up on all your missed Netflix Shows and cry (with some junk food... and maybe a dog. YOU CANT FIX YOUR LIFE. LIFE IS LIFE AND I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY :) (actually crying inside) :(

How to fix your life.

Bitch you cant fix your life.

by sad???????? July 18, 2018

show me your tits

when you go to your little brothers room to tell him that dinners ready then your see him balls deep in a pencil sharpener

SHOW ME YOUR TITS BROTHER

by enzo----________-----___------ January 18, 2019