The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.
"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."
by spozy May 21, 2024
Get the Ahmed syndromemug. Steel Derangement Syndrome is an illness that plagues numerous communities, often inciting the individual showing symptoms to act irrational and unhinged.
by SteelCityHater April 14, 2025
Get the Steel Derangement Syndromemug. when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.
by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023
Get the Phantom dick syndromemug. Captain Hook Syndrome is essentially when a person misses a particular enemy he had to fight in the past. Named after the titalur Character: Captain Hook when he missed his foe Peter Pan in the 1991 film: Hook.
Example 1:
Person 1: You know, as much as I hated the Brony Fandom I kinda miss seeing them around everywhere so I could troll them.
Person 2: Heh, sounds like you have Captain Hook Syndrome.
Example 2:
"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight." - Bill's Biography, Left 4 Dead
Person 1: You know, as much as I hated the Brony Fandom I kinda miss seeing them around everywhere so I could troll them.
Person 2: Heh, sounds like you have Captain Hook Syndrome.
Example 2:
"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight." - Bill's Biography, Left 4 Dead
by SocialJusticeHamster November 20, 2021
Get the Captain Hook Syndromemug. When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
Get the Old White Lady Syndromemug. an emotional, developmental, and neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, involuntary expletives, criticisms occurring during residency training.
Often associated with mood swings, aggressiveness, hormone imbalance.
Exacerbated by junior residents, ED residents, and females- in general.
Instant triggers include critical lab value pages, opposition, going to the OR, sobriety, macro-nutrient imbalance.
Often associated with mood swings, aggressiveness, hormone imbalance.
Exacerbated by junior residents, ED residents, and females- in general.
Instant triggers include critical lab value pages, opposition, going to the OR, sobriety, macro-nutrient imbalance.
ED Resident 1: The only resident listed on hand call is Lindsay Allred. I'd rather just replant the hand myself then call her...
ED Resident 2: Dude, I heard she was diagnosed with Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome.
ED Resident 1: It all makes sense! Well if the replant doesn't work, I'll still have the same success rate as Ryan Rebowe.
Critical lab value page: Patient calcium 8.4 mg/dL
Lindsay: *RIT EXPLOSION* $@%*! #$%!@+
ED Resident 2: Dude, I heard she was diagnosed with Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome.
ED Resident 1: It all makes sense! Well if the replant doesn't work, I'll still have the same success rate as Ryan Rebowe.
Critical lab value page: Patient calcium 8.4 mg/dL
Lindsay: *RIT EXPLOSION* $@%*! #$%!@+
by ED attending June 21, 2019
Get the Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndromemug. by Jcrouch December 14, 2018
Get the Moss syndromemug.