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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
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Hot Twat Buffett

When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.
Date night went rather well UNTIL Ronnie gave me a Hot Twat Buffett. I haven't seen him since.
by Benny from Beverly Hills February 3, 2024
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Hawaiian hot dog

Hawaiian hot dog - The action of pouring pineapple juice and sliced pineapples in your anus before anal sex
That girl was freaky as fuck she wanted me to give her a Hawaiian hot dog.”
by Nichesexphrases June 28, 2022
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Bavarian hot rock massage

Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .
The Bavarian hot rock massage is a great honeymoon gift to surprise your newlywed partner
by StuBoy February 15, 2022
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hot yam

by daddycraigo April 15, 2019
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Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.
My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
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