Susie me

Word of recent origin: When a woman holds a man’s perineum for long periods of time while stroking his shaft. Not a reference to the female name but to a corruption of “sues me”. Referring to usually long length of legal litigation as a masturbatory act. Originated in some Southern US legal circles.

I asked her to Susie me and it took a while but he blew my briefs.

by Countkrolock July 10, 2025

sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017

ruff me up

When Feds try to lock you up

Yo fam ,those Feds tried to ruff me up nicely

by Lbandzz July 20, 2019

fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 23, 2020

LET ME NUT PLEASE!

Begging to release climax, cum etc. (Males)

Man: "LET ME NUT PLEASE!"
Woman: "No."

by BigBrackBroi💔👿 April 9, 2025

Me

Another dream…
When I can accompany

You there…

Never doubt the love from me!!!

by a dream and 💔 July 20, 2024

You made the money by stealing from ME

You have been stealing my taxpayer dollars and feeding it to your filthy mentally retarded kids since I was 15 if you do not pay me and treat my illness I will start killing the and I will not stop until I am dead and then AFTER I'm dead I will CONTINUE to kill them... Because LOOK... I'm you...

Hym "You made the money by stealing from me. You are all collectivizing, lying, making shit up, and whatever the fuck you want to call this to not pay me for the thing you stole. According to the rules, I did not steal... And YOU DID."

A retard "Oh hey look the mixed ones aren't retarded like my kids... I wonder why that is?"

Hym "Incest. It's too much incest."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025