Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.

Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.

by Meyrl March 28, 2021

Lods Syndrome

Lods Syndrome is an infection that is easily can affect your human being, And it can change you to being a League Player to being a Mobile Fucking Legends Player, You can't cure a Lods Syndrome but if you can call people "

Lods are you down playing ba tanginamo can you carry me? (The Lods is what you call Lods Syndrome)

by Tertuous April 2, 2021

Turambar Syndrome

The array of psychological signs and symptoms presented by the male offspring of single/divorced mothers.

The outcomes of Turambar syndrome sometimes appear to be the result of bad luck, or extra magnified misunderstandings leading otherwise simple mistakes or poor choices into epic tragedy.

The female version of Turambar syndrome is probably Nienor syndrome, therefore the current spike in sister videos at Pornhub.

Turambar is actually Tolkien’s Edipus, and Turambar Syndrome is a 20th century archetype that describes fatherless sons, as Nienor his sister describes fatherless daughters entranced by a dragon, just to find out their own disgrace when all is done and it’s too late.

by red thorny fish April 5, 2021

Muda Syndrome

A disease which is caused by being an extreme Jojotard and the symptom is losing of speech and only thing you can say is MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Jake: mudamuda mudamudamudamudamuda MUDA MUDA MUDA.

Carl: WTF happened to Jake.

Tim: He watched too much of JJBA and got the Muda Syndrome.

by Saitama 777 April 7, 2021

Helpless hero syndrome

When someone has very strong convictions about bad things that are happening so far away that they can't possibly do anything about it, yet do nothing about bad things that are close enough to do something about.

This guy at the coffee shop just talked to me for 20 minutes, unsolicited, about how he could fix the problems at North America's southern border if only he was on the ground there. I think he has helpless hero syndrome

by GriffMasterFresh April 8, 2021

proletariat syndrome

A medical syndrome, affecting most often the proletarian class, in which people come home from work after a 9-5 shift, fall asleep until about 8:30-9:00 pm then do some chores, only to be back to bed by 10:30-11 pm and get up early the following morning.

Proletariat syndrome should not be confused with ptsd or seasonal mood disorder.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2021

groupie syndrome

When a person in the local music scene has a self inflated belief of entitlement, be it known or unknown to them. They tend to act, as if things are owed to them with out any reciprocation of gratitude. This belief spreads to all areas of their lives, being friend, family or strangers.

Example of groupie syndrome as defined above: "My friend, who plays bass in a local band, hardly ever says thank you for favors. He feels like people should want to do things for him, like everyone is his groupie"

by Duchess13 April 10, 2021