Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023

sex

The stuff you do when your both consenting parties!!!!!!!

Tom: “Oh my god…… ahhhhhdgdhdh!!”
Boar: “🐷🐷🐷(having sex with a pig is crazy!!)"

Tom: “You understand just keep still..!”

by secretmd! October 22, 2023

sex the owner day

sex them sex them all

owner: what's going on
sexman: sex the owner day is now
"painfull scream"

by beantrailmix December 16, 2021

Sex

Sex is when you fuck a person

I was in my bedroom, getting changed. I hear a knock on my door, it was my best friend. "Go away. I'm changing." I said. "That's even better baby". He walked in, locking the door behind. I say, "what do you want?". "You." He pushes me onto the bed on starts to take off my lacy bra and panties. He takes off his. "Call me daddy now." He said. He starts to fuck me really hard. "Harder daddy!!" I scream. He found my g-spot, and fucks me into hell. I start cumming. I go onto him and start to ride him. One hour later, we finish up, all sweaty and full of cum. "Wanna be more than friends babe?" He asks me. I nod. "Same time tomorrow." "Than its a date." He says. "That was the best sex ever." I say. And it was.

by RoseBerry26 January 23, 2022

Munting corpse sex

The act of having anal sex with a dead body after munting it, preferably 3-5 hours afterwards.

"Hey Bobby, want to start munting corpse sex your deceased grandmother"

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Matthew Munt May 9, 2024

bum bum sex

when you anus

Mahogany- I love bum bum sex
Person 3- Wtf

by thatuseshurtwj September 28, 2025

Sex

Your weird trying to get horny off of urban dictionary.

Sex is a bad thing and people shouldn’t do it

by Your mom is hot 69 April 7, 2022