wells

Stupid and very inappropriate. If you know a wells i am so sorry.

UGH! I hate wells.

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Well

a water spring or fountain.

The villagers relied on the community well for their daily drinking water.

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

Irish Wellness

Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.

"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"

by SamJay93 May 24, 2022

Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.

“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017

Mos Well

Might as well

Timmy, are you taking the trash out tonight ? Shid, I Mos Well.

by Tee400 September 26, 2020

Well That's Fantastic

Used as an ironic reference to the fact that it abbreviates as WTF. Said whenever someone gives you useless information about their life that you don't know how to respond to

Random Acquaintance: I bought this cheeseboard from Waitrose and it doesn't even have Wensleydale!
You: Well That's Fantastic (read: I do not care one bit)

by rottingxoxox February 15, 2024

Well, it does and it does

You were told never to say it

Hym "Well, it does and it doesn't... Like me, over the course of your entire life you were told never to say it..."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025