jive turkey

can be a liar or a cheater. A dumb/stupid person.

Get away from me you jive turkey!

by WiseDraco April 3, 2008

Turkey Slap

1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.

2. Going out with a much older man.

1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.

2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.

3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!

4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.

by Charles Singher October 19, 2011

Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

by DogMonkey October 1, 2003

turkey arms

Upper arms disproportionately large in relation to forearms, giving a person's arms a resemblance to cooked turkey drumsticks.

Wow, nice turkey arms! Thanksgiving isn't until next month you know!

by turboPocky April 19, 2006

turkey sandwhich

1)a sandwhich made out of turkey
2) being completley owned by someone

1) dude this turkey sandwhich kicks ass
2) DUDE U HAV JUST BEEN TURKEY SANDWHICHED FOO

by WANG CHANG July 5, 2004

turkey tail

When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.

After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail

by nellbell480 November 26, 2010

turkey-sock

verb: the act of slapping anothers face with a sock; as if it was one's penis. The term turkey sock can also be used if the sock that is being used to slap with, contains some form of seminal residue

another: i hate you!?
one: lol at your face!?
another: why are you taking off your sock?
one: to get ya
another: ...?
one: *slaps with slightly dampened sock*
another: damn it i just got hit by a turkey-sock

by tomosapien July 21, 2010