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Ultimate Karen

A white woman who works for a law enforcement agency and calls in trivial complaints on her off days
An Ultimate Karen is a white lady who works for the Sheriff’s Office and called in on her day off to report an old man for blocking her driveway with his car
by CabooseMJ November 11, 2022
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the karen card

a "card" used almost exclusively by enforcement figures (typically a fandom wiki admin or a discord server moderator) as an excuse to not bring a superior into a situation and to dodge potential punishments, people who use this card usually don't know the exact definition of a karen, nor what qualifies someone to be a karen
moderator: !ban @user being a karen
other user: you're fr gonna play the karen card?! I'm gonna contact an admin regarding this!
admin: *clicks moderator's name* *removes role*
by Mr. Mage 750 August 21, 2020
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Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.
Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.
by Fboi April 26, 2020
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Karen Effect

The principle that any word (new or existing), phrase or name can be used as an inflammatory or derogatory statement.
Karen effect- You’re such a Karen!
by Grungebobsquaredance June 3, 2022
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Karen's cleavage

Karen's cleavage is when you get in a very deep argument with a Karen, usually in her firing you or calling your manager if you won
"oh man, I got so deep in Karen's cleavage."
"How man?"
"well we had no pumpkin spice lattes left. I tried to tell her its April, but she managed to fire me."
by mamabootsyae69 February 19, 2020
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Bella Karen

Bella Karen does not fit the "Karen" stereotype of privileged, white and rude. Bella Karen is married to a man from a different cultural background than her and is of mixed ancestry. Hates homophobic people, likes to listen to live music, drives an old Toyota she can take camping, brought her children up to embrace cultural differences. Dresses like a Scandinavian. Might have a tattoo. Uses manners when talking to everyone including people experiencing homelessness. Friends comprise different nationalities, including Aboriginal (First Nations) and Maoris. Has the courage to confront bullies, but is still courteous. Married a darker skinned man to improve the gene pool.
Bella Karen will have to be invited to the event, she talks to everyone. I'll ask Bella Karen if she will cook us spaghetti and meatballs. Bella Karen will help with the fundraiser. Can you ask Bella Karen to talk to her about calling her eight year old son and a. hole at school today.
by #Courage August 9, 2020
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Target karen

the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.
I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance
by ThatGuy3742 March 4, 2021
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