Ja Rule

Should have been on the soundtrack to passion of the christ.

It's murdaaaaaaaaaa

by IReallyDespiseJaRule,YaKnow? April 29, 2004

Covid Rule

When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.

Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.

by Covido January 12, 2021

Stripper Rules

Look, but don't touch

(example from Harley Quinn s1 e5

Dr Psycho: While we're in here, you all follow hooker rules.

Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
Dr Psycho: Sorry, stripper rules. Look, but don't touch.

by duolingobutbetter February 4, 2023

Rule of Friday

Asking someone out on a Friday, so you can drown your sorrows over the weekend if you get rejected.

Mario: Lisa rejected me and we just got assigned to do a project together this week.
John: You should’ve followed the Rule of Friday

by Stockboy9 October 29, 2017

girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

The Nintendo Rule

The rule that requires one to blow into the ports of all electronic devices before connecting them. This rule derives from the popular and identical act performed while inserting an original Nintendo cartridge into its system, which would usually not read the cartridge if the rule was not properly followed.

A: The controller isn't working again
B: Did you follow the Nintendo Rule
A: No dude that rule's old and outdated
B: No it's not. Let me see it
*B applies Nintendo Rule*
*Controller works flawlessly*
B: See I told you The Nintendo Rule works

Nintendo

by RustySnicklefritz December 19, 2013

rule 1801

Generally accepted Internet Rule that you cannot wank off an Eskimo on a Wednesday

Person 1 (On Wednesday) : I really want to wank off an Eskimo

Person 2 : Rule 1801 bitch

by HerpDerpMassive January 20, 2015