BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT

EVERY SINGLE MORNING

ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!

by starry da great December 26, 2024

Dirty Double Sanders

This is an intimate act involving 2 or more people.

One or more people needs to dress up as Bernie Sanders.

KFC food needs to be consumed.

Amongst the Bernie impressions and chicken grease, love is made and shared between those present.

Think of it as an orgy with secret herbs and spices!

"Hey man how was your weekend?"

"I'll tell ya man, I hooked up with that new freaky girl! Instead of going out to eat she requested that we do a Dirty Double Sanders at her place"

"My man!"

by Dirty Dandee May 25, 2025

Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!

Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2025

The Flying Saucer

When a man bends over and the female knees him in the ass so hard the shit flys out of their mouth.

“wow you kneed me so hard in the ass, you almost gave me The Flying Saucer.”

by gloryholelicker99 January 14, 2026