Sympa-D

Getting sex from a man when he feels bad for you; He is giving you sympathy sex

The girl pretended to be having a bad day so she can get the Sympa-D from Johnny.

Johnny: "She wants the Sympa-D because she had a bad day."

by HopOnPop469 September 13, 2017

nuzzle the D

what two male roommates do to each other when no one is around

Guy 1: "Hey will you come nuzzle the D?"
Guy 2: "Sure man that sounds wicked fun!"

by chipperdoodle69 November 29, 2010

D-livery

A word used to describe the act of calling for a male sexual companion.
It is imperative that the D be capitalized, lest the significance that it stands for "dick" be lost.
The male equivalent to a booty call.

Jack called Jill for a sexual encounter. She was his booty call.
Jill called Jack for a sexual encounter. He was her D-livery.

by HFitz February 9, 2015

D-stache

when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis

I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window

by AJ man pants March 22, 2009

S²D²

Same Shit - Different Day
(mathematical expression)

When asked what I'm doing at work, I usually answer S²D².

by Hagar Horrible Grammar Snob January 3, 2019

d-pill

Dick pill

What a man takes when he is acting like a chic.

Wallace: I broke a nail!
Dylan: Dude, grow a pair...
Aaron: Yea, take a d-pill...

by thesunaninja March 20, 2014

Mizzy d

mizzy d can suck my dick :)

ye see that mizzy d over there, he can suck my dick

by mizzydsucks July 28, 2018