tongue oil

A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.

Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!

by QuacksO September 4, 2022

Oil City

A club that has no history and uses oil money to buy players. They bought players like the ghost Paaland and De bruyne which gives Paaland his tap ins. This club has 1 ucl and has less that Nottingham Forest. Its clear Manchester is red.

Please give Paaland penalties and passes from de Bruyne or he will ghost.

Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.

by PaalandGhosting September 27, 2023

Oil Lamping

Gaslighting isn’t real I only oil lamp. It’s like lying all the time.

I think my husband is Oil Lamping me.

by Hank Free May 7, 2025

Crude oil Arab (adj.)

Crude oil Arab (adj.): Arab countries in the Gulf region, known for oil wealth, skyscrapers, and sand more than olives and ancient ruins.

Definition:
Crude oil Arab (adj.): An Arab from a Gulf country, known for oil wealth, skyscrapers, and sand more than olives and ancient ruins.

Example:
Person 1: "I'm from Kuwait."
Person 2: "Say less — you're 100% crude oil Arab."

by lotsoflowers April 26, 2025

get oiled up luh nigga

The act of covering oneself with oil or lube for unspeakable acts to be done.

Get oiled up luh nigga I'll be there in 5

by lilgaybiatch February 13, 2024

Lamp oil

The oil used to fuel oil lamps, and an item that is very profitable.

The best quality lamp oil is famously sold by Morshu in Koridai.

Lamp oil, rope, bombs — you want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.

by MorshuTheElder December 23, 2024

Hungarian Oil Change

The man ejaculates his load into he/she’s mouth and sucks it back out into a turkey baster. Injecting the semen back into the man’s ass and sealing it with a buttplug.

ex. “Dude this girl gave me a Hungarian Oil Change in Bangkok, Thailand!” “No way bro!”

by Anonymous.Persons July 17, 2025