Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017

Front

Same as lie. Often used in the phrase "not gonna front" which means the same as "not gonna lie".

"How was your pizza?"
"It was hot garbage, not gonna front."

by yukihyo May 23, 2021

hater on the front lines

Someone who’s hating on anyone they’re close too whether it’s a close friend or their family.

Man why you always being a hater on the front lines!

by Jflex August 18, 2023

backdoor cold-front

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of a sexual partner while engaged in doggy-style sex.

Things were getting so hot in bed I gave her a backdoor cold-front and really made her scream.

by pretentious earthican May 12, 2025

Front Seat Back Seat

The act of eating pussy from the front seat while the lady is spread eagle in the back seat. A terrible sex position and not recommended.

Christian: Yesterday I front seat back seated Zoe
Everyone: Gross dude

by johnthebaptist6969 December 9, 2022

Front Piece

Front Piece is the term used when referring to a girl that has a really attractive face that one would want to look at there face the entire time when partaking in intercourse.

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off her when we were fucking, she lowkey a front piece

Nick: aye you know Brittney right?

Ty: yuh she a lil front piece

Ty: I’m tired of giving back shots to these ugly hoes I lowkey need me a front piece.

by Luhtwiz August 10, 2025