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Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20
Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the "Kaing Family Business". Run for your life!
by Troy Maggins February 15, 2022
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Standing on business

Justin: "You're not getting it, it's not CLOCKING to you. It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, is it?"

Paparazzi: "Dude wtf are you on about"
by KeepTheDamnSocksOn July 1, 2025
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standing on business

someone who stand their ground, or does what they said they’d do.
“she was standing on business.”
by burntseals December 3, 2023
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Business

What you stand on… or ride
Girl: Woah, he’s hot as shit, but I have to stand on business and focus on this first
Girl 2: Why not stand on that business and ride his?
Girl: … good idea
by Zoefromhighschool March 16, 2024
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Gettin' the Business

Code term or slang terms for having sex.
Ex. Gettin' the business I can't wait for you to come over. Because you'll be getting the business tonight. 😘
by Awake2013 March 14, 2016
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COOCKOO-Business

The act/acts of messing around, and/or doing something purposely to annoy someone. More so, someone who gets annoyed very very very very very very, VERY, easily!
"Quite frankly, this is SHAMEFUL! I'm trying to calculate these scores, and we have people here doing COOCKOO-Business!"
by Sgt. Complex July 6, 2021
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